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Can’t make this stuff up. Local grocery store (Publix) had this in front of their Frosty Paws display. Mind you that not only is this made by Purina but also has a tagline saying “Nutritious Snacks Your Dog Will LOVE!” I’d pay to see the person that caused this sign to be put up.

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Nice blog post dude (NSFW)

The things you think of as you’re about to pass out in front of a monitor….. Earlier today someone asked “How do I get into your IM buddy list.” First, you don’t. Second, you really don’t want to try and talk to me after I’ve been sleep deprivated and am working on getting the last [...]

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This is the first post on my personal blog that can quite easilly fit into all categories. First of all, the setting – Microsoft UC family – thats us in Exchange, LCS (now OCS), few guys from TechNet and lots of engineers, PMs, etc. Kevin Engman, the community lead for the unified commnications group threw [...]

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From Tablet to Table

Microsoft innovation at work, for the FPS porn lover, 5 years in the making: Microsoft Surface. Not bad news, at least they are providing a complete solution. Complete in a way that they are now providing a table to put all your other Microsoft consumer gadget failures like Zune, MSN WebTV, collection of PocketPC’s, Origami, Microsoft [...]

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Susan Bradley says: doesn’t anyone remember Bobbie Gentry? Vlad Mazek says: who? Susan Bradley says: google her Susan Bradley says: google it Vlad Mazek says: oh god Susan Bradley says: it will date me Vlad Mazek says: is this another one of those “When I was your age I had to walk up to the [...]

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You can’t get this from India

So working with a partner on a new account. Something during the provisioning just didn’t go right. I offered to call in and go through the process. Subject: RE: Still Not Working I’ll call you about this and all the rest today – when do you have the time?   -Vlad Fast forward two messages [...]

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We can’t reed good.. Sleeping with our cousins.. Try not to leave the county we’re born in.. Throwing beer bottles at cars going 160 mph in an oval.. College Football. And when you’re the best, even Foghorn Leghorn does a Gator Chomp in the honor of University of Florida Gators!

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